Monday, 29 June 2009

Spiritual Revolution

Hey everyone, I haven't blogged for ages. Sorry about that. I've just been busy, so busy that I've barely had time to perform the most basic of human functions and thoughts, let alone put them into a cohesive blurb on the internet.

To make up for it, here is a picture of me at the London Ratha Yatra festival yesterday with my eyes closed.


I stole that from Yeo's facebook as I no longer seem to take pictures of my own anymore. It was such a nice day, and we spent the second half of it promoting our new club, which I'm gonna tell you about now.

THE LOFT is a new thing we're doing every 2 weeks in central London. We're calling it a SPIRITUAL CHILLOUT SESSION for young people. Like a cool place to hang out on a Saturday afternoon, and it's just off Oxford Street so really easy to get to. Please come along if you would like to, and we can hang out, eat free vegetarian food, and chant Hare Krishna. Plus its all totally free! See details below...

EVERY OTHER SATURDAY • 2PM - 4PM

@”Radha Krishna temple”, 10 Soho Street, London. W1D 3DL

Nearest Tube: Tottenham Court RD (JUST OFF OXFORD STREET)

CLICK HERE for a map

CLICK HERE to join the facebook group


- Free vegetarian food (2PM - 3PM)

- Interactive Discussions

- Live Music ‘Sounds for the soul’

- And a chance to meet like minded people


ALL ABSOLUTELY FREE!


COME ALONG TO THE LAUNCH EVENT! 'MORE TO LIFE'

Saturday 4th July 2009, 2PM - 4PM

Saturday, 23 May 2009

Live cooking show this monday!!

Hello blog enthusiasts! I have an announcement to make. As some of you may know, its WORLD VEGETARIAN WEEK this week, and I know some of you may find this hard. So as a handy solution to all your woes, I've got together with the people at Ahimsa, and we're gonna do a live Blog TV show this bank holiday Monday (25 May) at 3pm - 9pm GMT to show you how to cook!!



DATE: 25 May:
TIME: 3pm - 9pm GMT
or 10am - 4pm EST
WHERE: www.blogtv.com/people/benloka


In the process we're also hoping to raise some money for Ahimsa, which is charity that seeks to improve the lives of cows and attempt to stop all the current cruelty thats going on. So if you care about all living beings within this universe - and I know you do - please please donate whatever you can HERE at www.justgiving.com/thelotustrust/donate

For everyone who donates... drop me an e-mail here to let me know, and I'll put you into a prize draw which will be picked later this week. The winner will receive the following:

- Cookies (personally cooked by me)
- A "You're cool" certificate
- Personal DVD message from me to you
- Plus a MYSTERY GIFT

To win all that, simply donate whatever you can, and then send me a quick email to benloka@googlemail.com saying you did! eg. "Hi Ben, I gave £10, aren't I good"

On the topic of competitions, I've been so rubbish at not announcing the winners of the last competition! Fear not, the winners were notified immediately, but I seem to have left a few of you hanging. So here we go... WHAT IS THE GOAL OF LIFE? The supreme winner of all the humorous answers was Craig (verywittyname on youtube) from Brighton in the UK.



He correctly answered. "The Goal of Life does not exist, as there is no Wikipedia article."

Of the more poetic entries, our winner was Leanne (iamleanne on youtube) from West Sussex.



Then a number of runners up prizes (the same prize) went to the following:

Ryan (eshninerforest) from Georgia, USA



Alexandra (M4rple) from Canada



Shiva from Leicestershire, UK

Asal from London, UK

Shruti from Georgia, USA



Kara from San Diego, CA, USA
(well done for guessing the goal of life is Chuck Norris)



Jennifer from Torronto, Canada

All the above won a copy of The Science of Self Realisation AVAILABLE HERE. If you still want to enter please feel free, some more free books may be given out in the future if I can get hold of some. =D

Thankyou SO much to everyone who entered. There were hundreds of entries, and so many amazing answers. One of the criterea for the competition was to keep answers to one sentence only which hardly anyone kept to, but I'm glad because I got to read some really nice e-mails, like this one from Elizabeth, which I'll finish on...

For attractive lips speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes see the good in people.
For a slim figure share your food with the hungry.
For poise walk with the knowledge that you never walk on your own.
People, even more than things have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed. 
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms.
As you grow older you will realise that you have two hands for a reason.
One for helping yourself and one for helping others.

Monday, 18 May 2009

Fun with Google Image Search



Google image search your answers to the following questions, then click here to summarise yourself in grid-form...

1. What is your name?
2. What is your favourite food?
3. What is your hometown?
4. What is your favourite colour?
5. What is your favourite movie?
6. What is your favourite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favourite desert?
9. What is one word to describe yourself?
10. How are you feeling right now?
11. What do you love most in the world
12. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Portugal

I just got back from the Algarve at the weekend. Those who have seen me this week will have noticed I'm a healthy shade of 'slightly less pale'. I achieved this feat by applying a cocoon of sunscreen and closing my eyes so no sun could get me, phew!


We went for Mandy's Birthday, and her friends Nic and Char came too.

I really do make the best birthday cards ever (she's into High School Musical).

Much of the holiday was spent on the beautiful beach and I caught up on a lot of reading and listened to a bunch of wonderful lectures on my iPod. Of course there's actually no such thing as a holiday when you consider the uncontrolled mind and senses as your greatest enemy, but in a traditional sense... it was a holiday.

Just to catch up on things... some of you may not have seen my appearance as 'The Mighty Leek' in the latest Global Cool campaign. Is it me or doesn't that just make me sound like I have a huge bladder problem


Me and a bunch of other youtube types went out and shot this in London last month. The end product was this professional motion picture. Prepare yourself for some acting of the highest degree.


Following in the footsteps of Jasmine and Johnny, I've been playing around with 'Face of the Future' lately - its so much fun. I've always wondered what I'd look like as an Asian, now I can wonder no more!!

On a totally different note, my friend at work said she was 'getting it on'with her boyfriend the other night, and then I came on the TV (confused.com ad) and apparently totally killed the mood. The fact that I exist in a world where this kind of thing happens - I think is hilarious.

While we're on the subject of getting it on - 'it' of course being the universal pronoun for copulation, I've been reading the teachings of exalted 5-year-old devotee - Prahlada Mahraja recently, and the whole thing is just so wonderful and beaming with truth. 

Among other things, he describes that sex life is compared to the rubbing of two hands to relieve an itch. People of this world are convinced that this is the greatest platform of happiness, when actually its the source of distress. Then coincidently I was listening to a lecture by Devamrita Swami who talked about material desire as an itch. We don't stop scratching because we're satisfied, we actually only stop when there's blood. ie. we have to wait till we've made a total mess of things before we can start to look at what we're doing with a sober mind. Understanding the futility of material enjoyment is the only thing that can motivate us towards spiritual life, otherwise we may be here for quite a while. Like Krishna says...

"A person who is not disturbed by the incessant flow of desires - that enter like rivers into the ocean, which is ever being filled but is always still - can alone achieve peace, and not the man who strives to satisfy such desires"

Word.

Friday, 17 April 2009

Confused.com

As many of you may have noticed... I'm on the new confused.com adverts. People I haven't seen for ages have been texting me united by the phrase "was that you I just saw on TV?" If you've yet to witness this historical pastime, please proceed to the following clip...



It seems that the whole world is selling out this week, not just me and my adoration for car insurance. Youtube are been rumored to be switching their layout over the next few days, which the electronic community is positively freaking out over. The commercialisation of things we cherish is an incessant force that knows no boundaries. We all thought youtube was safe, but a website is no more immune to degredation than our own bodies are to the pangs of old age and death.

Further regrettable happenings came in the form of the new Red Dwarf Episodes this week! I for one have been a die-hard fan of the sci-fi comedy since I was knee-high and playing with lego. No no, I didn't used to be a midget with simple tastes... I'm referring to childhood!



I believe the majority of my own sense of humour was seeded deep within the hours I put into watching that show as a kid. However, the new episodes, in short... sucked! Everybody I spoke to concluded the same, and personally I blame the writer - clearly just after a bit of spare cash and so just put together a few cliche attempts at wit and sold it off to the cheapest bidder. Way to destory a legacy Naylor! 

Oh well, in other news, here is an interview I did the other day for Don't Panic Magazine. I've been a bit misquoted with regards to the cow protection and youtube stuff, but you get the general idea. 

Friday, 27 March 2009

Number 2

So it turns out I'm only the second sexiest vegetarian to walk the streets of Europe. Some guy from Sweden won, think his name was Beethoven or something. Thankyou so much to everyone who voted, and also I'd like to express my sincere gratitude for all your messages of commiseration on twitter (twatitude?). In response to the masses... Yes I was robbed, and yes it probably was a fix (I'm hated by both peta and the swedish government).


If anything, the experience has been a timely reminder of modern society's archaic stance on the topic of compassion to all living entities. Just see how this Invicta FM DJ pontificates the time-honored yet stereotypical view upheld by your typical '80s dad' during my interview with him. "Vegetarian? What you mean some kind of poofta?"



The media's subtle vilification of both me and the vegetarian lifestyle arrived once more in the form of an article in the Kentish Express. They took peta's sexiest vegetarian competition as an opportunity to push free poultry onto an undiscerning audience.



Great Britain, your once magnificent empire has been lost. Your words no longer carry any gravitas, having been reduced to hollow advertising sludgery, and I now question your integrity at every level. Have a nice day.

Sunday, 8 March 2009

Watchmen & Twitter

So I went to see Watchmen yeterday at the London iMax. Mental. It's like about 10 films in one! I really liked it though. My brother nudged me when we saw the blue man (dr.manhattan) and said "Krishna's buffed up a bit hasn't he". During the film I noticed even more connections between the two, and said to Mandy "he's nicked that bit from the Bhagavad Gita!" She was more concerned with the fact you could see his blue willy throughout the entire film. I got this text from her an hour after the film finished: "Y didn't they show his willy in the scenes where he was massive??" Filth.



Also, I've finally given in now and joined twitter. Goodbye life, its been nice knowing you etc.



The above excerpt is in relation to the latest "Stephen" craze, recently publicised by the Adam & Joe show. The idea is that you have to shout STEPHEN in a public place, and then someone else shouts "Just coming" in response. I tried it, but alas my Stephen fell upon deaf ears =(

Also, laugh out loud, I got sent the following picture this morning. Amazing!


Friday, 27 February 2009

Sexiest Vegetarian



So it seems I've been put up for PETA's Sexiest Vegetarian 2009 contest. Nope, I have no idea why either. But if you would like to vote for me, please do so here.



I just want to say THANKYOU so much to Karen for making this video for me. I'm astounded that anyone can be this charming, funny and amazing, but she seems to have done it.



Also, I seem to have accidently waged war against one of the other contestants. Check this link out. I didn't mean to honestly, my video was just observing the fact that all the other contestants are standing on a mountaintop next to a waterfall with their shirt off... and I can't do that, its way too cold in the UK. Plus, I'm not a complete idiot.

Then again...

Thursday, 26 February 2009

India

I can’t believe I haven’t blogged about India yet. Well I shall now try to absolve that heinous crime and bestow the following words upon you.

So I went to Mayapur in India, and it was absolutely incredible. As a country it is so different to the UK, but in the best ways possible. From the moment I stumbled out the airport with my blatantly white face (oh how the people stared), I was charged at with an onslaught of crafty cab drivers - who I’ve been told see fair skin as a wad of cash personified. Little did they know, I had none.

I had to wait a couple of hours for my pre-ordered taxi to arrive. This was luckily the final stumbling block of the rigmarole journey I’d experienced so far. The chaos had included not being able to get a visa (because I’m a journalist), having to cancel my flight, having to re-book a more expensive flight, getting my car clamped, getting my local MP to shout at the High Commission of India, a 6 ½ hour wait in Dubai, a 24-hour flight journey, my phone not working, and a low iPod battery. But none of these tests meant anything, because I was determined to get to Mayapur and chant Hare Krishna in the Holy Dham. My mind was on this the whole time.

I arrived in Mayapur about midnight, and after grapping with a square mosquito net, decided I would leave it as a rhombus and head to bed. I woke up the next day and it was like entering a dream. Walked out of my bedroom door and saw the amazing view before me, a lotus flower fountain, hundreds of pilgrims a-wandering, beautiful architecture, and SUN! It was snowing when I left the UK, so this was a definite sign I wasn’t there anymore. I had a shower in the shared washroom, then merrily started walking around like I’d just discovered Oz or something.
So I walked past the Govinda’s restaurant and was very happy to see a familiar face – it was Gateen from the manor! Then I walked round another corner and saw another familiar face – it was Saci Kishor from the manor! We were originally supposed to be on the same flight, but well… see above. So I basically spent the rest of that day incredibly happy and chanting lots.

I could easily go on for ages on my experiences during the week, but I’ll try to be as brief as possible because I realise we all have very short attention spans that will flicker at the mere idea of something shiny. Some highlights included seeing the birthplace of Sri Caitanya Mahaprabhu – the most recent incarnation of Krishna himself! He appeared under a neem tree, of which I tried one of the leaves. We then caught a Rikshaw down to the Jagannath temple and saw a talk by HH Radhannath Swami.

Another day we went on a long trip with some lovely Canadian people (I think their names were Yamuna-Arjuna, Lila and Nitai-Priya) to Ekachakra, the birthplace of Sri Nityananda where the spiritual atmosphere was just incredible. We walked through villages where there were so many cows, and peaceful local folk, and cow-patties on the sides of houses ready to be used for cooking. The way of life there is so simple, and yet the people are so much happier than they are here. So it was a big eye-opener in that respect.

I can’t possibly explain it all here but I think India had a profound effect on me. If only just because I broke my crying record. I haven’t leaked tears for 7 whole years, and yet India made me cry on 3 separate occasions. On my final day when I was in the temple during Mangal Arati. I was looking at Radha-Madgava and started crying, totally overwhelmed with love. I could see I was surrounded by so many pure devotees of Krishna, and all of them completely understand their eternal position. They know the very nature of who they are, and I can’t imagine any better perfection that could be achieved during this human lifetime. I really didn’t want to leave.

On the last day, me and Saci got up early and did some filming on the Gurukule. Went to an amazing lecture on vedic psychology, and then interviewed Bhakti Vidya Purna Swami. The whole last day was inspiring, and we finished off by bathing in the sacred Ganga river, and then talking to Jayadvaita Swami about Valentines Day which you may have seen the video for on my channel.

Oh and one crazy thing I forgot to mention about India – the roads! They’re mental! Everyone drives in zig zags, and there’s random monkeys and elephants and things, just handing out. It makes sense I guess, I mean if I was a monkey I’d pretty much hang out next to a road all day.

OK, I’ve missed loads out, but I’ve written way too much and think it is time to cut my hands off now to stop myself typing any more. Stop it Ben. Now! Stop it. Now. Seriously.

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

The New Channel

Please all observe my new youtubian abode! Yes I'll still be posting videos on my main channel, this is just an outlet for me to post slightly more spiritually inclined videos, without being met by a tyrade of "You suck, make funny vids!" comments from my loyal yet easily aggressed fanbase. I present to you KrishnaLoka108.



So the idea (hopefully) is that people will send in video questions, and any general musings on life in clip form, and we'll try and respond with some wise words of wisdom. Filming will be divided between India and the UK, and possibly America too, see how it goes innit. Oh I have lots to say about India, but I'll save that for another blog.

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

My dream of Lord Caitanya

I received an amazing message from someone the other day, telling me about a dream they'd had about Lord Caitanya Mahaprabhu, in which I featured. Its inspired me to talk about my own dream of Lord Caitanya that I had about a month ago while I was staying at the temple.

For those who don't know, Lord Caitanya is the latest incarnation of Krishna, who appeared 500 years ago. In my dream He appeared in a beautiful glowing and golden form. He just said to me one thing... "If you chant the holy names of Krsna, everything you do will be spiritual." I woke up the next morning feeling ecstatic. It was such a clear vision and I went on to have some amazing experiences whilst chanting afterwards. The last few days in fact I haven't been able to stop chanting Hare Krishna. It's like I'm addicted, I can't say it enough. I never used to understand chanting, I thought it was just words, but it makes so much sense now

I'm planning on going to Mayapur in India in about a week. This is the birthplace of Lord Caitanya. I can't wait!